Hail Canada!

Apparently some Canadian scientists have researched the likely effects of a zombie epidemic. Not that they think it will happen, you understand, oh, no. Just in case, you know. For fairness they used the old Romero-style slow-moving undead, as opposed to the '28 Days Later' variety. We don't come out too well. Strike hard and strike often was the considered response of the fair-minded scientists. I always thought there was something a little strange about Canada.