Hitting the Road

My face feels like it hit a large, immovable object, which is funny because that's exactly what it did. Had a spectacular fall on the road last night and now have a forehead that looks like a bloody unicorn's, despite keeping a bag of frozen okra pressed against it for most of the night. That and a very sore wrist. Lucky it wasn't worse, I suppose, especially with taxis whizzing by. I'd like to say all that was hurt was my pride, but well, that just ain't true. Still my pride....