The Road to Freedom

Did you know that cyclists can:

• Cycle the wrong way down a one-way street;


• Cycle on the path;


• Break red lights at will;


• U-turn in busy traffic (while on their mobile);


• Knock down pesky pedestrians?

Indeed one privileged chap I saw flew out of the walkway between Dame Street and the Stag's head, straight across a road of moving traffic and into Templebar. No wonder the Council Bikes Scheme is such a success! Sign up and you too can ride roughshod over the rules of the road. Indeed once in the saddle it's likely you can ride naked, if you wish. All roads are open to you! Ultimately human and bike shall merge in a wondrously orgiastic cycle of atomic osmosis!