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Friday, September 14, 2007

Unfair and Wrong!

Bertie Ahern tries to rememberBertie Ahern tries to remember
That's what Bertie said of the Mahon Tribunal. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Surely we should be thinking about getting a new Taoiseach given that the current one has so many problems remembering things. Is there anything he recalls from the past two years, let alone the last seventeen! Must be all those 'one-of-the-boys' pints in Fagan's.
 
And those lawyers he has. Funny how they insist on keeping all those details that would contradict the Tribunal's info to themselves. Perhaps they're saving it for another day, another tribunal. Have to think of the future! (Seeing as the past presents so many difficulties).
 
And forget about Northern Rock! How can we trust any bank given that they can't seem to keep their records straight, especially on large sterling (or was that dollar) transactions. Bertie, as a former Minister for Finance, surely you could do something about these scandalous work practices. No wonder you didn't have a bank account!
 
What a man! The cute hoor!

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3 Comments:

At 11:39 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Niall, The Man is gonna shut you down... you and your questioning free thinking, where do you get off.!??! The Man is gonna get you. Nig

 
At 3:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Niall. Nigel is right. Think about The Bourne Ultimatum. Think about Enemy of the State. Do ye wanna end up like Jason Bourne? One day part of the system, the next day being hunted by people that use language like "activate the asset" and "immediate kill order"? Do you, Mr ToughGuy? You just stick to your little movies, your TV dinners and your little science fiction books and everything'll be OK. Don't mess with stuff you can't handle Niall. Your outta your depth Dude. If the Man can't remember, then the Mannnnnn can't remmmmemmmmber. Gettit? Phil

 
At 8:15 pm, Blogger Niall said...

But that explains it! That's the key! Bertie is Jason Bourne! That's why he can't remember. Granted he's put on a few pounds, but it's all starting to make sense....

 

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