No Killer Instinct

I'm sitting talking to this beautiful Canadian Economics student (Robin) from Winnipeg and all I can do is be paternal. Lots of paternal advice that she honestly seems to consider (she wants to get into wine), but all I want to do is be courteous and considerate. I'd feel creepy otherwise (though I'm not that old and she was in her final year). No wonder I'm single. I even offered to walk her home for the right reasons! (Safety, she expressed worry about this part of Chicago.) The village idiot.